Day 707

Three top places to never go in England:

Broad Muddleton- a small village just South of Bicester,or maybe Bradford. Quaint as most villages in that area with beautiful natural wellsprings that dominate its hilly fields. The locals don't seem to recognise them though, or remember them.In fact most people who go there to allegedly sample the water come back saying the place doesn't even exist. Most maps don't have it on there either. Only by the grace of neighbouring towns does the place officially exist by any measure and even then the discouraging glances given by anyone in the area are enough to put off all but the most curious of tourists. A truly hidden gem!

Old Sibbarow - a parish of five hundred in the Rendlesham area most noted for having one of the largest joint collections of headless Grecian-styled statues in England. The locals are so infatuated with them that they have cameras facing their gardens at all times, feeding them endless footage of their collections. This and their daily exchanges of varying stone figures is something that really brings out the sharing and caring nature of such a close-knit community. Please ignore the rust coloured stains on their clothes - it's a local thing.

Dighurst Upon Yarrow - a town that sits along the border between England and Scotland, renowned for the unique species of bio-luminescent river weeds now found to be a subspecies of sugar kelp (Laminaria Saccharina). Aside from the soft green glow it gives off it's also been found to be one of the largest of its kind, often blocking entire rivers and burrowing underground, The acres of land around the river Yarrow are said to give off the same pale light that the kelp does, as does the local livestock that graze by the river. Their meat is the most tender you'll ever have. You'll never want anything else.