Someone forgot to feed the janitor again. Daft creature's only gone and laid traps all over the office and made every hallway a damned death maze. We had a rota and everything and yet somebody-who-shall-remain-nameless-but-recently-got-promoted is suddenly too important to do something as vital as feeding the goddamned janitor!
It took us eight days to get the place back to normal after last time and it'll take even longer now because there was nobody around all night to stop him from wreaking absolute havoc and then sauntering back to his containment chamber like the cat who got the cream.
We've five employees down already and we're not even officially open yet - three of them got skewered on the steps in such a way as we were able to use their corpses to bypass the motion-sprung glass bombs. The other two made the fatal mistake of trying to open a door without checking it first.
It took us eight days to get the place back to normal after last time and it'll take even longer now because there was nobody around all night to stop him from wreaking absolute havoc and then sauntering back to his containment chamber like the cat who got the cream.
We've five employees down already and we're not even officially open yet - three of them got skewered on the steps in such a way as we were able to use their corpses to bypass the motion-sprung glass bombs. The other two made the fatal mistake of trying to open a door without checking it first.
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