Three Useful Life Hacks For The Peculiar And Unusual
1) How to tell if a mausoleum is still occupied without trespassing.
Items needed: 1 white sheet, a small table, three shots of strong liquor
Conditions: must be done at 01:00, preferred lunar position - Apogee
Firstly place the small table right in front of (or as close as possible to) the mausoleum entrance, then place the shots of liquor on the small table and loudly invite the beings inside to share a drink with you. Wait for exactly three strong gusts of wind to blow past you before spreading the sheet over the door, or holding it as close to the door as possible, preferably behind the small table.
If the next five gusts twist the sheet to form anything remotely resembling a face then the mausoleum is occupied, if you find that the shots have been drained wile you were doing this test then vacate the premises immediately - the dead are too close to you and your safety will be at risk.
2) How to stop your household items from becoming possessed
Items needed: 1 kilogram of sea salt, 65 grams of human skin flakes, PVA glue
Conditions: must be done before the item is inside the house, preferred lunar position - perigee
Combine the ingredients and spread finely onto the corners of the items in question (or in a rough equatorial line around the object if it lacks corners).
The salt will prevent physical manifestations while the skin cells (being dead remnants of the living within the space) prevent spirits from reaching into the objects from beyond the living side of existence.
3) Prevent shadows from physically manifesting in the workplace after hours
Items needed: a green candle, matching green thread, 37 gold coloured needles, a lighter
Conditions: must be done alone and unseen by CCTV, preferred lunar position - perilune to the sun
Light the green candle and place it to one side. Using the hand of someone who has worked in the building for over 6.5 years, gently stick the needles through their palm forming no religious or heretic pattern, don't try to draw in any deity just follow your instinct. Next take the green thread and thread every needle on their palm, taking care to not pull any needles out in the process.
Once this is accomplished proceed to pour as much melted was as possible over the hand, focusing around the needles and thread. Once the palm and needles are completely covered in green wax they can then be removed from the volunteer's hand. Bury the object in the centre of the main room or split it into single-needle pieces and scatter them as much as possible, trying to maintain equidistance between them all for maximum effect.
1) How to tell if a mausoleum is still occupied without trespassing.
Items needed: 1 white sheet, a small table, three shots of strong liquor
Conditions: must be done at 01:00, preferred lunar position - Apogee
Firstly place the small table right in front of (or as close as possible to) the mausoleum entrance, then place the shots of liquor on the small table and loudly invite the beings inside to share a drink with you. Wait for exactly three strong gusts of wind to blow past you before spreading the sheet over the door, or holding it as close to the door as possible, preferably behind the small table.
If the next five gusts twist the sheet to form anything remotely resembling a face then the mausoleum is occupied, if you find that the shots have been drained wile you were doing this test then vacate the premises immediately - the dead are too close to you and your safety will be at risk.
2) How to stop your household items from becoming possessed
Items needed: 1 kilogram of sea salt, 65 grams of human skin flakes, PVA glue
Conditions: must be done before the item is inside the house, preferred lunar position - perigee
Combine the ingredients and spread finely onto the corners of the items in question (or in a rough equatorial line around the object if it lacks corners).
The salt will prevent physical manifestations while the skin cells (being dead remnants of the living within the space) prevent spirits from reaching into the objects from beyond the living side of existence.
3) Prevent shadows from physically manifesting in the workplace after hours
Items needed: a green candle, matching green thread, 37 gold coloured needles, a lighter
Conditions: must be done alone and unseen by CCTV, preferred lunar position - perilune to the sun
Light the green candle and place it to one side. Using the hand of someone who has worked in the building for over 6.5 years, gently stick the needles through their palm forming no religious or heretic pattern, don't try to draw in any deity just follow your instinct. Next take the green thread and thread every needle on their palm, taking care to not pull any needles out in the process.
Once this is accomplished proceed to pour as much melted was as possible over the hand, focusing around the needles and thread. Once the palm and needles are completely covered in green wax they can then be removed from the volunteer's hand. Bury the object in the centre of the main room or split it into single-needle pieces and scatter them as much as possible, trying to maintain equidistance between them all for maximum effect.
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